New merch has landed!
Check out our collection with brilliant hoodies, t-shirts, mugs & more.
Hex-Rated
Not safe for the faint of vibe. Hex-Rated is a love letter to the unfiltered, the uncensored, and the gloriously over-it. Snarky graphics, bold statements, and apparel that says what you’re too tired to explain.
Functioning™
Merch for the marginally operational. Whether you're masking in meetings, running on caffeine and spite, or trying to remember what day it is — Functioning™ gear has your back (and your executive dysfunction).
Caffiend Club
Join the coven of the constantly caffeinated. Ritual mugs, hyperfixation-fueled designs, and enough sarcasm to pair with your espresso shot. Because self-care starts with caffeine and ends with chaos.
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