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Functioning™ Mug
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☕ System: Online. Mood: Flatlining.
Start your day with a lie in a cup. The Functioning™ Mug boldly broadcasts your barely-operational status while delivering the only thing keeping you vertical: caffeine. With a crisp white finish and black Functioning™ print, it’s perfect for Zoom calls, late-night spirals, and pretending this is all fine.
- Ceramic
- 11oz or 15oz capacity
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
- Comfortable handle for your shaky little hands
- Possibly judgmental
Pairs well with burnout, sarcasm, and giving 12% on a good day.
More details
- Ceramic
- 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Hex-Rated
- Email: hexley-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.