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Functioning Raglan Tee
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📉 Soft sleeves. Hard truths.
The Functioning™ Raglan Tee is your unofficial uniform for doing the bare minimum with maximum discomfort inside. With classic ¾ contrast sleeves and a painfully relatable logo, this tee says, “Yes, I’m here. No, I don’t want to be.”
Perfect for dodging expectations, masking through meetings, or just pretending you’re about to get something done.
- 100% ringspun cotton (heather options contain polyester)
- Lightweight, breathable fabric
- Unisex fit with ¾ contrast raglan sleeves
- Tear-away label for max sensory comfort
- Printed with the Functioning™ signature design
Wear it to overcommit. Wear it to cancel plans. Wear it because putting on a real shirt felt like too much.
Functioning™ — emotionally buffering since forever.
More details
- All solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heather Grey color is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Denim color is 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (152.6 g/m²)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Hex-Rated
- Email: hexley-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Contact with rough surfaces should be avoided since they can pull out the white fibers in the fabric Meets the flammability, azo dyes 2 year warranty in EEA and UK Serial No. 302
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Functioning Raglan Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
26
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|