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Functioning™ Premium Sweatshirt
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📉 Functioning. Allegedly.
For those days when you’ve technically shown up but left your soul in sleep mode. The Functioning™ Sweatshirt is your official uniform for doing the bare minimum in maximum comfort. Heavyweight and soft on the inside, it’s perfect for pretending you’ve got it together while quietly glitching out.
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80% ringspun cotton, 20% polyester
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100% cotton-faced exterior with soft brushed interior
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Ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem
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Classic unisex fit
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Sturdy enough to survive your third mental reboot of the day
Because sometimes “getting dressed” just means putting on your sarcasm in sweatshirt form.™
More details
- 100% cotton-faced exterior made from a 65/35 cotton/polyester blend
- Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey are 55% cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
- Regular fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Hex-Rated
- Email: hexley-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Functioning™ Premium Sweatshirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
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S
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27
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20
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23 1/2
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M
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28
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21
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24
|
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L
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29
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23
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24
|
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XL
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30
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25
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24
|
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2XL
|
31
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26 1/2
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24
|
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3XL
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32
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28
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24
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