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Functioning™ T-Shirt
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🫠 Running on vibes, caffeine, and executive dysfunction.
The Functioning™ T-Shirt is soft, lightweight, and ready to give the illusion that you have your life together. Spoiler: you don’t, and that’s fine. Made with premium ringspun cotton and a straight-up mood printed on the chest, this tee is ideal for passive-aggressively existing in public.
- 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
- Supersoft and breathable — perfect for overheating while doing nothing
Whether you're panic-cleaning at 2AM or pretending to listen on a video call, this shirt has your back. Functioning™ not guaranteed.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Hex-Rated
- Email: hexley-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Functioning™ T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|