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Functioning™ Stainless Steel Tumbler
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🔋 Cold drink. Dead inside.
The Functioning™ Tumbler is your emotional support beverage container — sleek, matte, and as unbothered on the outside as you’re crumbling on the inside. Whether it’s iced coffee, sad hydration, or panic-fueled energy drinks, this 20oz stainless steel sidekick keeps your drink cold and your sarcasm visible.
- 20oz double-wall stainless steel
- Reusable straw + secure lid
- Sleek matte finish, cylindrical design
- Fits most car cup holders
- Hand-wash only (but let’s be honest, you’re not washing it today anyway)
Take it to work, therapy, or wherever you pretend to be functioning.
Because your drink deserves better — even if you’re running on 3% battery.
More details
- Hand-wash only
- High-grade stainless steel tumbler
- Great for hot or cold liquids
- Straw and lid included with the tumbler
- 20 oz (600 ml)
- Height: 8.42" (21.4 cm)
- Diameter: 3.11" (7.9 cm)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Hex-Rated
- Email: hexley-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only. Meets the lead, cadmium, heavy metals, aromatic amines level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
20 oz (600 ml)
- Height: 8.42" (21.4 cm)
- Diameter: 3.11" (7.9 cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.