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Hex-Rated: Hypervigilant But Hot T-Shirt

$23.00
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⚠️ Always watching. Always overanalyzing. Still a solid 8.

This is for the chronically alert babes who flinch when a leaf blows past but still look good doing it. Whether you're scanning the room for exits or decoding microexpressions for sport, this tee says what you’ve been trying to casually scream with your eyes.

Perfect for:

  • Overthinkers with cheekbones
  • Trauma survivors with eyeliner skills
  • The hot anxious mess in your group chat (you)

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More details

  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.