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Hex-Rated: Mad at the Government T-Shirt

$23.00
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📣 Pain is real. So is rage. Let’s get comfy.

This isn’t just a t-shirt — it’s a full-body scream in a breathable cotton blend. Whether you’re disabled, neurospicy, chronically tired, or just wildly fed up with late-stage capitalism, this tee says what we’re all thinking. Loudly. Comfortably. And in unisex sizing.

  • 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton
  • Lightweight, soft AF, and pre-shrunk
  • Unisex fit with tear-away label
  • Printed message of pain, power, and pettiness

Wear it to the protest, the doctor’s office, or just while rage-napping on the couch.

Because your spine’s on strike, and so are you.

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  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.