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Hex-Rated: Not enough RAM T-Shirt

$23.00
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A diagnostic shirt for those whose brains run like a browser with 43 open tabs, 12 playing audio, and zero plan to close any of them.

This shirt says: “I’m thinking about 17 things and also nothing. Please speak slowly.”
Perfect for multitasking disasters, task-switching champions, and anyone who’s ever crashed mid-sentence like a cursed laptop.

  • Soft, lightweight Bella+Canvas tee
  • Slim fit for maximum meltdown mobility
  • Minimalist design, maximum chaos
  • Also available in “buffering” and “spiralling”

🧠 Hex Rated. ND-coded. Not optimised for productivity.

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  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.