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Hex-Rated: Preloading T-Shirt

$23.00
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🫠 Running late. On purpose. With feeling.

This shirt is your official excuse, your emotional support garment, and your passive-aggressive warning label — all in one. Made from buttery soft cotton and pre-loaded with dread, it’s ideal for avoiding everything except existential spirals.

  • 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton
  • Lightweight, breathable, and pre-shrunk
  • Classic unisex fit 
  • Perfect for “totally working on it” vibes

Wear it while overthinking. Wear it while doomscrolling. Wear it instead of doing the thing.
Because if you’re gonna melt down, you might as well be comfy.

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  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.