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Hex-Rated: Still Polite T-Shirt

$23.00
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☕ Smiling through the void since forever.

You may be hollow with a side of emotional decay, but by god you’ll still say “thank you” when someone bumps into you. This tee is for the burnout kings, customer service veterans, and emotionally flatlining folks who somehow still hold doors open.

Perfect for:

  • Emotionally unavailable but socially competent people
  • The human equivalent of the Windows loading wheel
  • Saying “no worries at all!” while quietly disassociating

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More details

  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.